Do you know your HYMNS?

Just for laughs.


Do you know your HYMNS?



The Dentist's Hymn........ ......... ........Crown Him with Many Crowns

The Weatherman's Hymn........ There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

The Contractor's Hymn........ ......... The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn........ ......... ........Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn........ ......... .There is a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn........ ......... ..Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist' s Hymn........ ......... Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn........ ......... .......... ...I Surrender All



The Gossip's Hymn........ ......... .......... ......... ..Pass It On

The Electrician' s Hymn........ .......... ......... ..Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn........ .......... ......... ...Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn. * I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn ............ ......... He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn........ ......... .The Great Physician



AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph....... .......... ....God Will Take Care of You

65mph....... ......... ....Nearer My God To Thee

85mph....... ......... ....This World Is Not My Home

95mph....... ......... ....Lord, I'm Coming Home

100mph..... ............ ..Precious Memories



Give me a sense of humor, Lord,

Give me the grace to see a joke,

To get some humor out of life.

AMEN